Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

2412
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

2687
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

720
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

662
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

742
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

1255
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

602
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

1838
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

529
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

1222
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

2647
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

2804