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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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