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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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