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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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