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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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