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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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