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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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