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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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