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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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