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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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