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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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