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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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