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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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