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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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