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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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