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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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After the earthquake destroyed the land where a well was, what did the engineer say who was looking for it in the dark?

I don't feel well.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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