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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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