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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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