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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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