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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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