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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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A buoys club.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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