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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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