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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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