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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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