Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

2269
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

922
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

662
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

444
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

2832
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

2848
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

3078
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

520
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

1990
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

1863
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

2862
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

452