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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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