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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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