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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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