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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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