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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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