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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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