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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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