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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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