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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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It escapes me.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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