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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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