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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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