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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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