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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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