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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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