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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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