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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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