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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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