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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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