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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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