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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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