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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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