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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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