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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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