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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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