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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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