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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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