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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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