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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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