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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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