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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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