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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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