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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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