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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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