Pictures:

What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

2479

What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

55

How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

1132

What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

56

Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

476

What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

2768

What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

147

What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

455

What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

499

What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

607

When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

152

What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

905