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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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