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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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