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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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