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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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