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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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