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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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