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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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