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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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