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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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