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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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