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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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