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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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