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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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