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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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