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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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