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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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