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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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