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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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