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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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