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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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