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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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