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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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