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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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