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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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