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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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