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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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