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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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