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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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