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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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