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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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