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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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