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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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