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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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