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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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