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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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