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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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