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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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