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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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