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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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