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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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