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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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