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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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