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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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