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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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