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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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