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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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