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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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