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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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