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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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