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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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