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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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