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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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