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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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