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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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