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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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