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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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