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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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