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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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