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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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