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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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