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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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