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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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