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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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