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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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