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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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