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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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