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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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