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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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