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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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