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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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