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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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