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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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