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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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