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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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