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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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