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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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