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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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