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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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