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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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