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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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