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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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