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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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