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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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