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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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