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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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