How do the bags in the supermarket feel?
When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?
What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?
What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?
Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?
What is a fancy expensive scale called?
What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?
Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?
How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?
What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?
Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?
Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?
