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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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