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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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