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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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