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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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