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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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