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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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