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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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