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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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