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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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