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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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