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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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