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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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