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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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