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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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