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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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